January 2011
Women I'd go gay for:
Because I’m bored. (in no particular order)
1. Charlize Theron
2. Penelope Cruz
3. Natalie Portman
4. Mila Kunis
5. Gemma Arterton
6. Anne Hathaway
7. Monica Bellucci
(though she is getting on in years)
8. Kim Kardashian
9. Elisha Cuthbert
10. Hayden Panettiere
My Year In a Nutshell (but irritatingly vague)
JANUARY: They say that good things come to those who wait, but be careful because you might be left waiting forever…
FEBRUARY: Let FREE-DOM ring! + the beginning of gimpdom
MARCH: Gimpdom-The Sequel + Not every girl is born a princess ;)
APRIL: She made her bed and now she must lay upon it (just because I’m sorry doesn’t mean I didn’t enjoy it at the time)
MAY:...
“In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU!
…because that is the syntax of the language.”
– (via onestopshopphilosophy)
“So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I’m here to stay
Love...”
– Grey Sky Morning ~ Vertical Horizon
I'm still stuck in 2010, and if I could, I'd keep...
I think I need to punch something.
please ignore me.
